Scottish? Moi?

My chum Charlie sent me this tool for discerning how Scottish your name is. Hmm. Despite it being a little gizmo on a marketing company's website, and despite that site being positively plastered with my least favourite word, "solutions", I gave it a go. 100 being average, I score 14, apparently. Given that I profess to being a proud ex-patriate son of the Godly Republic of Yorkshire, why do I feel just a teeny bit non-plussed by this? I thought mine was a nature completely unsoiled by competitiveness. I guess I was wrong.

Still, I can console myself with the fact that Fred only gets a 9, even though he was actually born here.